Your mission Bart, should you accept it...
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<whisper>
It's Mother's Day on Sunday.
I'm meeting Bart after work tonight to go gift shopping for Marge.
I did some recon during lunch and have identified some potential candidates:
- The Uniden 2355+2 cordless phone pack with answering machine and headset
- An ipod shuffle or nano
- A bright pink bathrobe
- An xbox360
The last time I took him on the field with me, he got distracted by the toy section and almost compromised the entire operation.
This time I'll let him eat first. So that his stomach is in harmony with his mind.
And then we'll strike our target, which funnily enough, is Target.
Homer out.
</whisper>
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