May 18, 2006 - Wii wees

On this day:

• I woke up to find that my short 'stay-with-Maggie-until-she-falls-asleep' nap had lasted 7 hours.
• Bart was in a better mood this morning, considering the Tantrum Terror we witnessed last night.
  The entire street endured over an hour of wailing with some screaming, jumping, and 'Not Fair's thrown in.
  The reason: Homework. Marge delivers the spelling words better than I can.
• I had KFC for lunch, while mulling over some mobile phone brochures.
• I visited EB, where the manager gave me the privilege of letting me play with her pre-release Nintendo DS Lite. (Which makes me wonder. Could I innocently write the same thing in November for the <ahem> Wii, without causing a scandal?)
• Marge phoned me to give me some breaking news... Lisa went to the toilet. And did a wee. ALL BY HERSELF.