Dear Homer...

Got my first piece of mail today!

"dear homer of spring st @ toowoomba,

i have a visitor to our office today, he has just set up a new HR systems
in my web server abt half an hr ago. which made me more worried abt what
will happen next, as you know i'm a new kid on the web, and every time when
i touch the web server, i will have something learnt the moment i step out
of the room *hmmmm*
oh no, he's going in to the server room again..."

Dear Chao Bee,
"homer of spring st @ toowoomba" - Now, that's a name I haven't heard in a long time... A long time....
Do I know you? You seem very familiar to me.
Anyway, could you please lock your visitor in the server room while I think of an answer to your question.
But before that, I need to ask myself "What was his question"?.
Now THAT's an interesting question. Hmmmm....