Welcome to my world...

My first post! And I'm emailing it in too. Woohoo!

I'd like to thank Blogger.com for providing me with this Weapon of Mass Doh-straction.
I can see this blog becoming yet another avenue for me to squander what little free time I have.
Or another hobby, started with much enthusiasm - only to be shelved and forgotten. Like a Sega Dreamcast.

But I want to persist with this.
I can see it becoming a source of great wisdom (and amusement) for my kids after they grow up.
Hopefully they will see that Marge and I did our best.
And that we weren't trying to be mean.

Yes, Bart - one day you will realise why I don't smile when you turn off the PC at the power point.
And Lisa, there are OH&S concerns when you use the handles of the kitchen drawers for rock-climbing.
And Maggie: Chess is a good game to pick up - but not for bashing the pieces against the TV screen!